That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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