They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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