I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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