Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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