if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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