His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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