Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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