Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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