I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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