I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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