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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do herpes really smell.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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