well most of my day revolves around power hour
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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