why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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