We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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