She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
People in love make me want to vomit
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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