I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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