Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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