But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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