I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize