Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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