turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
