perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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