I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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