how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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