we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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