There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
