Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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