susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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