everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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