And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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