Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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