For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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