Please, let me fuck your mom
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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