We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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