Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
