Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We don't watch enough power rangers
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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