Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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