I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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