I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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