why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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