I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have post one night stand depression
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