Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
