Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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