she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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