This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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