I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize