You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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