I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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