things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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