on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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