Don't you send me to vm
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
