So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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