Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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