im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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