it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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