I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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