I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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