Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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