I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
